tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

theonion:

Report: U.S. Still Leads World With Highest Density Of Kevins

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

theonion:

Colorado Legalizes Medicinal Fireworks

theonion:

Colorado Legalizes Medicinal Fireworks

theonion:

Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine

theonion:

Friend’s Threats To Come Visit Becoming Disturbingly More Genuine