f is for friends who do stuff together
Comedian Kurt Braunohler raised $6,000 on Kickstarter to “hire a man in a plane to write stupid things in the sky”.
the hole in my heart can only be filled by a #2 pencil. Do not use a mechanical pencil. Do not leave any stray marks.
she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me
IF U PUT UR EAR TO A SEASHELL U CAN HEAR THE OCEAN, IF U PUT UR EAR TO A HERMIT CRAB SHELL U CAN HEAR A TINY CRUSTACEAN CRAWLING INTO UR BODY AND TAKING CONTROL